Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
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Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
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We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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