How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
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My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
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You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
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