Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
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Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
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I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
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