is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
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I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
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He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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