Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
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I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
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Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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