If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
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1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
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Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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