she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
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based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
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I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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