Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
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I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
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He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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