the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
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hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
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I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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