i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
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Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
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Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
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