I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
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Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
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You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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