Its about making memories worth repressing
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
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he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
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Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
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