At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
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They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
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I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
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