He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
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I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
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He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
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