Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
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open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
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We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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