hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
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i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
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If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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