We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
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if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
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WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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