Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
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she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
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Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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