k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
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He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
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If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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