That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
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judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
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I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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