they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
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So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
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I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
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