i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
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the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
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This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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