Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
They should really pass out barf bags in church
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
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We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
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I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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