I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
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Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
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He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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