Pappa wants mamma naked
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
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based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
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A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
how drunk are you?
Several
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
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