Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
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I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
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Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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