it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
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dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
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She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
I think i got beer on your cat.
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