i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
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Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
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It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
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