He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
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if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
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I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
i think my cat just said my name.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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