I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
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So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
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I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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