I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
Randomize