Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
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When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
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this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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