I want to walk on stilts...naked
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
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It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
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i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
And then he peed in my hair
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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