So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
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And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
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Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
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