Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
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3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
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yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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