Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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