Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
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And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
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NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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