Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
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You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
I think I sprained my soul last night
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iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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