My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
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Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
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I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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