I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
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What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
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It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
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