I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
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At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
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So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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