My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
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Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
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I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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