Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
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Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
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okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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