you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
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i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
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At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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