Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Things I've learned: after you move in with a girl it's much less satisfying to wipe your dick on her sheets after sex because now they're your sheets too
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
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I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
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This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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