fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
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Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
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