Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
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I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
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Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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