Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
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Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
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I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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