I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
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Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
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Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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