Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
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12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
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Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
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